What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar.
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.
A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the…
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."