Same ol’ lunchbox

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck are doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They are eating lunch and the Irishman says, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one…

Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johnny’s…

Two Irish Catholics are digging a ditch across the street from a brothel. It is slow work. One morning while they are digging away, they see a rabbi slip into the building. “Oh what is the world coming to,” one…

A city slicker goes out into the woods to bag a bear. He has been warned about “El Diablo”, the meanest bear in the woods and was told not to try to kill him. The city slicker sees El Diablo…