Beer is Better than Sex Because … A beer lasts longer than seven seconds A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT…

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society… DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused…

A man takes a day off from work and decides to go out golfing. He’s on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when…

A man is walking along the street when he sees a ladder going up into the sky and clouds where the top of it can’t be seen. It didn’t seem like much of a climb, and being curious, he climbs…

The elderly man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He could not help staring at the lady, which, of course, the…

John and Bill were business partners. John was very interested in antiques and one day he came across a magic lamp which he bought. John rubbed the lamp and the Genie appeared and promised to grant him the customary three…

Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man has a…

It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet up when you are done. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major…

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew…

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”…

Q. What do call a thousand pound lady with a condom in her pocket? A. A half ton with a box liner Q. What is a man’s idea of protected sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. What do you get…

The president of Chase Manhattan Bank, after being humiliated by an old woman, decides he should take a vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard about how fun Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He books two…