The sad fellow carried his dog into the veterinarian. “Doc,” the fellow says, “my dog is really, really sick. Can you do something for him?” The doc takes a look at the dog. Pokes him a couple of times. Puts…

The guy and his blonde date were sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice summer afternoon. Suddenly, the fellow feels something wet plop on his head. He reaches up and sure enough, there’s a pile of pigeon poop in…

A fellow goes to his doctor and says, “When I got up this morning, for some reason I put on a pair of white gloves and then I called my wife ‘Minnie.’ That isn’t her name. “Then, on the way…
Let me tell you how many cows you have

A farmer named Fred was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Ontario when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan®…