Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. They were busy telling each other stories, drinking and talking, about their relatives and friends. There was dumb ol’ Billy Joe, and tough as nails Jack Bob, and that really good looking Jenny…

The attractive lady was walking by a store when she saw a beautiful window display in the stylish clothing boutique. Going inside, she asks the manager “Can I try on that dress in the window?” Says the manager, “Sure thing.…

The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You dress up as Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus I was looking out of the window this morning…