Beer solves the problem again
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on…
If you can’t beat ’em….
“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” -George Carlin
Deadly Prey
Three hunters are getting ready for a hunt, one is smart, one is “part smart, part dumb” (her words), and one is all dumb. The smart one goes out, and comes back with a deer. The other two hunters ask…
Are You Rich?
“There are people who have money and people who are rich.” -Coco Chanel
Money doesn’t make you happy
“Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
To Keep Your Health
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
Nice swimming pool idinit?
The old fellow in southern Louisiana owned a nice acreage. There were lots of other big houses around the area, many of them nestled up against a small river that meandered through the area. Out back, close to the river,…
You win a safe driving award!
The Arizona highway patrolman stopped a car he was following for several miles. He checks over the driver and says, “I was following you for quite a distance. You signalled at every turn. Stopped for every sign and light. You…
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We be cousins maybe?
Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. They were busy telling each other stories, drinking and talking, about their relatives and friends. There was dumb ol’ Billy Joe, and tough as nails Jack Bob, and that really good looking Jenny…
Can I try that dress?
The attractive lady was walking by a store when she saw a beautiful window display in the stylish clothing boutique. Going inside, she asks the manager “Can I try on that dress in the window?” Says the manager, “Sure thing.…
Christmas
The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You dress up as Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus I was looking out of the window this morning…