One day when the teacher walks into the classroom, she sees someone has written the word ‘PENIS’ (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scans the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubs the word off and…

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.” He did…

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside…

Chocolate is Better than Sex Because …. You can GET chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. “If you love me, you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.…

Beer is Better than Sex Because … A beer lasts longer than seven seconds A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT…

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society… DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused…

A man takes a day off from work and decides to go out golfing. He’s on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when…

A man is walking along the street when he sees a ladder going up into the sky and clouds where the top of it can’t be seen. It didn’t seem like much of a climb, and being curious, he climbs…

The elderly man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He could not help staring at the lady, which, of course, the…

John and Bill were business partners. John was very interested in antiques and one day he came across a magic lamp which he bought. John rubbed the lamp and the Genie appeared and promised to grant him the customary three…

Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man has a…

It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet up when you are done. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major…