A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”…

Q. What do call a thousand pound lady with a condom in her pocket? A. A half ton with a box liner Q. What is a man’s idea of protected sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. What do you get…

The president of Chase Manhattan Bank, after being humiliated by an old woman, decides he should take a vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard about how fun Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He books two…

“Good Luck Mr. Gorsky” When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said “One small Step for man, one giant leap for man kind.” He followed it with several remarks, the usual com traffic between him,…

The Last Thing You Want To Hear From Your Newest Lover……. Don’t worry dear, everybody looks funny naked! You brought me to your room for that? Did I mention the video camera? (holding a banana) It’s just a little trick…

I see they have your favorite fish on the menu here Rose. You haven’t had red snapper since you forgot to put on your sunblock when we had that holiday in Spain
This is a Test People Joke

Donald Trump is campaigning in Washington State when he decides to take a trip north to Vancouver. As it happens, he goes through the border crossing where thousands of Canadians were heading south to shop. This really impresses him and…

The doctor was explaining to O’Malley how nature reacted when certain disabilities happen to people. “For example,” he said, “if a person goes blind, he will probably develop keener senses, like hearing, and touch. If he is stone deaf, he…
Blonde Parking

The blonde is getting a driving lesson. “Let’s try parallel parking at that empty spot up there,” says the instructor. The blonde works and turns, backs up, goes forward, backs up, goes forward, and finally says, “Whew, there!” The instructor…

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