When can your car stop the quickest? W…
When can your car stop the quickest? When it's brakefast time.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says…
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... .......................................................................
How much does it cost for a pirate to …
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
What do you call a snail on a ship? A …
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The…
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."
Why won’t a bike stand up by itself? I…
Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired.
Why are there so many Smiths in the ph…
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
Where does the catcher sit for dinner?…
Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Police. Poli…
Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!
What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand…
What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar.
Why did the boy close his eyes before …
Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
What do you call a horse that likes ar…
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.