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Author: JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes

When can your car stop the quickest? W…

When can your car stop the quickest? When it's brakefast time.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

A polar bear walks into a bar and says…

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... .......................................................................
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

How much does it cost for a pirate to …

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

What do you call a snail on a ship? A …

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

A club sandwich walks into a bar. The…

A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Why won’t a bike stand up by itself? I…

Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Why are there so many Smiths in the ph…

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?…

Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Knock knock! Who’s there? Police. Poli…

Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand…

What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Why did the boy close his eyes before …

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

What do you call a horse that likes ar…

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.
May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·
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