What do you call a snail on a ship? A …
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
How much does it cost for a pirate to …
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The…
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."
Why are there so many Smiths in the ph…
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.