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A small grocery store had just install…

A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the…

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits …

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?…

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A pirate walks into a bar and the barte…

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"

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Two television sets got married. The …

Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.

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What’s red and looks like a bucket? A …

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take…

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wanna go ride bikes!!!

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Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume…

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a b…

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a tellernamed Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frogpulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry,…

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two irish men walk into a bar you thog…

two irish men walk into a bar you thoght one of them would have seen it!

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A man is driving through the countrysid…

A man is driving through the countryside when he sees a sign that reads "Pigs for sale, next left". Curiosity got the better of him and he turned into the farm.The farmer greets him at the gate and asks him…

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Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are gettin…

Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,…

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Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the …

Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... "Can you put me up for the night?"

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