What do you call a horse that likes ar…
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.
Part 1: One day a man with no arms sho…
Part 1: One day a man with no arms showed up at a monastery, asking if there was any work. The monk thought for a while and asked if he could ring the bell in the tower by running into…
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits …
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?…
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the …
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... "Can you put me up for the night?"
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are gettin…
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,…
A man is driving through the countrysid…
A man is driving through the countryside when he sees a sign that reads "Pigs for sale, next left". Curiosity got the better of him and he turned into the farm.The farmer greets him at the gate and asks him…
two irish men walk into a bar you thog…
two irish men walk into a bar you thoght one of them would have seen it!
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a b…
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a tellernamed Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frogpulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry,…
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume…
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take…
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wanna go ride bikes!!!
What’s red and looks like a bucket? A …
What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
Two television sets got married. The …
Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.