Beer is Better than Sex Because …
- A beer lasts longer than seven seconds
- A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
- A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT less complaining.
- Having a beer can’t make someone pregnant.
- A beer won’t tease you because you once liked Take That.
- A beer doesn’t want to go out alone with the other beers.
- A beer doesn’t sulk.
- A good beer is easy to find.
- A beer can’t pout.
- A beer doesn’t have a mother.
- A beer doesn’t have friends who will drink your beer.
- A beer won’t get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
- A beer doesn’t want children.
- A beer isn’t ready until you’re ready.
- If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- A beer tastes good.
- Having a beer doesn’t make you want to take a shower.
- Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn’t mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
- A beer doesn’t have morning breath.
- A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
- A beer will never drink the last beer.
- When a beer is finished, it doesn’t roll over and go to sleep.
- A beer is never temperamental.
- A cold beer is a good beer.
- A big, fat beer is nice to have.
- A beer won’t steal the covers.
- You don’t have to laugh at a beer’s jokes.
- A beer won’t mind at all if you’re not in the mood for beer.
- A beer can be drunk anywhere without anybody minding.
