Better than sex 1.0

Beer is Better than Sex Because …

1. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds
2. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
3. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT less complaining.
4. Having a beer can’t make someone pregnant.
5. A beer won’t tease you because you once liked Take That.
6. A beer doesn’t want to go out alone with the other beers.
7. A beer doesn’t sulk.
8. A good beer is easy to find.
9. A beer can’t pout.
10. A beer doesn’t have a mother.
11. A beer doesn’t have friends who will drink your beer.
12. A beer won’t get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
13. A beer doesn’t want children.
14. A beer isn’t ready until you’re ready.
15. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
16. Hangovers go away.
17. A beer tastes good.
18. Having a beer doesn’t make you want to take a shower.
19. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn’t mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
20. A beer doesn’t have morning breath.
21. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
22. A beer will never drink the last beer.
23. When a beer is finished, it doesn’t roll over and go to sleep.
24. A beer is never temperamental.
25. A cold beer is a good beer.
26. A big, fat beer is nice to have.
27. A beer won’t steal the covers.
28. You don’t have to laugh at a beer’s jokes.
29. A beer won’t mind at all if you’re not in the mood for beer.
30. A beer can be drunk anywhere without anybody minding.