Chocolate is Better than Sex Because ….
- You can GET chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- “If you love me, you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
- You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
- You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
- If you bit the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.
- Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without any disapproval.
- The word “Commitment” doesn’t scare chocolate off.
- You can have chocolate on your desk during work hours without upsetting your work mates.
- You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- You don’t get hairs in your mouth from chocolate.
- With chocolate, there is not need to fake it.
- Chocolate doesn’t produce little chocolates nine months later.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- Good chocolate is easy to find.
- One chocolate doesn’t get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- When you have chocolate, it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
- With chocolate, size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.
