Better than Sex 2.0

Chocolate is Better than Sex Because ….

  • You can GET chocolate.
  • Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  • “If you love me, you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
  • You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.
  • You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
  • You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
  • If you bit the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.
  • Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without any disapproval.
  • The word “Commitment” doesn’t scare chocolate off.
  • You can have chocolate on your desk during work hours without upsetting your work mates.
  • You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  • You don’t get hairs in your mouth from chocolate.
  • With chocolate, there is not need to fake it.
  • Chocolate doesn’t produce little chocolates nine months later.
  • You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
  • Good chocolate is easy to find.
  • One chocolate doesn’t get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.
  • You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  • When you have chocolate, it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
  • With chocolate, size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.


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