Bumpkin

It’s a big gala party at an East Coast mansion. A woman from Texas and a woman from New York bump into each other. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York, “Hi! I’m from Texas. Where y’all from?” The woman from New York sniffs, “Where I come from we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So, the woman from Texas says, “Fine! Where y’all from  … ya bitch?!”

A few minutes later, the woman from New York meets the woman from Texas’ husband. This seems obvious because the fellow is wearing boots and a cowboy hat. She’s steamed at the Texas broad for calling her names, and decides she is going to get even in her New York – East Coast way with these hillbillies.  So she asks, in a very suggestive voice, “Is there anything I can do for you, handsome?” “Welllll,” replies the Texan, “I sure could use a piece of ass.”

The woman from New York nods, thinking that’s just fine, takes the Texan into the bedroom, takes off all of her clothes, takes off all of his clothes, and engages in a hot session of mad passionate lovemaking with him. After they are done, she again says suggestively, “Now, handsome, is there anything else I can do for you?”

“Well, ma’am,” he replies, “you is a right purdy gal, but you are nowhere near as much fun as my wife.  And you know, I still sure could use that piece of ass for my drink.”

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