A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on…
The old fellow in southern Louisiana owned a nice acreage. There were lots of other big houses around the area, many of them nestled up against a small river that meandered through the area. Out back, close to the river,…
The Arizona highway patrolman stopped a car he was following for several miles. He checks over the driver and says, “I was following you for quite a distance. You signalled at every turn. Stopped for every sign and light. You…
The sad fellow carried his dog into the veterinarian. “Doc,” the fellow says, “my dog is really, really sick. Can you do something for him?” The doc takes a look at the dog. Pokes him a couple of times. Puts…