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The guy and his blonde date were sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice summer afternoon. Suddenly, the fellow feels something wet plop on his head. He reaches up and sure enough, there’s a pile of pigeon poop in…

A fellow goes to his doctor and says, “When I got up this morning, for some reason I put on a pair of white gloves and then I called my wife ‘Minnie.’ That isn’t her name. “Then, on the way…

Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johnny’s…

It’s a big gala party at an East Coast mansion. A woman from Texas and a woman from New York bump into each other. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York, “Hi! I’m from Texas. Where…