Deadly Prey

Three hunters are getting ready for a hunt, one is smart, one is “part smart, part dumb” (her words), and one is all dumb. The smart one goes out, and comes back with a deer. The other two hunters ask how he did it.

“I find tracks, I follow tracks, I kill deer.”

The part smart, part dumb hunter goes out, and comes back with a rabbit. The other two hunters ask how he did it.

“I find tracks, I follow tracks, I kill rabbit.”

The dumb hunter goes out, and comes back a while later all beat up. The other two hunters ask what happened.

“I find tracks, I follow tracks, I get run over by a train.”