Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wanna go ride bikes!!!
What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"
Part 1: One day a man with no arms showed up at a monastery, asking if there was any work. The monk thought for a while and asked if he could ring the bell in the tower by running into…
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting hit by a truck.
My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful.
The 69th Cannes Film Festival has opened amid stormy skies, heightened security and the premiere of a new Woody Allen film that prompted a letter from his son Ronan Farrow questioning the festival's and...
Top Gear's original trio announced Wednesday that their new show will be called The Grand Tour.
Riccardo Muti is returning to La Scala next year for the first time since 2005, when he abruptly ended his 19-year tenure as musical director amid backstage turmoil.
Authorities say the unidentified man was spotted on the street near the pop star's Tribeca apartment by her security guards.