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Beer solves the problem again
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on…
If you can’t beat ’em….
“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” -George Carlin
Deadly Prey
Three hunters are getting ready for a hunt, one is smart, one is “part smart, part dumb” (her words), and one is all dumb. The smart one goes out, and comes back with a deer. The other two hunters ask…
Are You Rich?
“There are people who have money and people who are rich.” -Coco Chanel
Money doesn’t make you happy
“Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
To Keep Your Health
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The…
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."
A polar bear walks into a bar and says…
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... .......................................................................
Why won’t a bike stand up by itself? I…
Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired.
Why did the boy close his eyes before …
Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Where does the catcher sit for dinner?…
Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate.
How much does it cost for a pirate to …
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.