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A small grocery store had just install…

A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the…

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A club sandwich walks into a bar. The…

A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says…

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy......................................................................................................... .......................................................................

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Why won’t a bike stand up by itself? I…

Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before …

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?…

Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to …

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Police. Poli…

Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!

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What do you call a snail on a ship? A …

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.

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When can your car stop the quickest? W…

When can your car stop the quickest? When it's brakefast time.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the ph…

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.

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What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand…

What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar.

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