Beer solves the problem again
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on…
All Stories
Nice swimming pool idinit?
The old fellow in southern Louisiana owned a nice acreage. There were lots of other big houses around the area, many of them nestled up against a small river that meandered through the area. Out back, close to the river,…
You win a safe driving award!
The Arizona highway patrolman stopped a car he was following for several miles. He checks over the driver and says, “I was following you for quite a distance. You signalled at every turn. Stopped for every sign and light. You…
We be cousins maybe?
Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. They were busy telling each other stories, drinking and talking, about their relatives and friends. There was dumb ol’ Billy Joe, and tough as nails Jack Bob, and that really good looking Jenny…
Hey what’s wrong with my dog?
The sad fellow carried his dog into the veterinarian. “Doc,” the fellow says, “my dog is really, really sick. Can you do something for him?” The doc takes a look at the dog. Pokes him a couple of times. Puts…
That bird just pooped on me!
The guy and his blonde date were sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice summer afternoon. Suddenly, the fellow feels something wet plop on his head. He reaches up and sure enough, there’s a pile of pigeon poop in…
I called my wife Minnie
A fellow goes to his doctor and says, “When I got up this morning, for some reason I put on a pair of white gloves and then I called my wife ‘Minnie.’ That isn’t her name. “Then, on the way…
Little Johnny 1.0
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johnny’s…
Bumpkin
It’s a big gala party at an East Coast mansion. A woman from Texas and a woman from New York bump into each other. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York, “Hi! I’m from Texas. Where…
This is a Test People Joke
Donald Trump is campaigning in Washington State when he decides to take a trip north to Vancouver. As it happens, he goes through the border crossing where thousands of Canadians were heading south to shop. This really impresses him and…
Nature Compensates
The doctor was explaining to O’Malley how nature reacted when certain disabilities happen to people. “For example,” he said, “if a person goes blind, he will probably develop keener senses, like hearing, and touch. If he is stone deaf, he…
Blonde Parking
The blonde is getting a driving lesson. “Let’s try parallel parking at that empty spot up there,” says the instructor. The blonde works and turns, backs up, goes forward, backs up, goes forward, and finally says, “Whew, there!” The instructor…