Beer is Better than Sex Because … A beer lasts longer than seven seconds A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT…
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society… DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused…
A man is walking along the street when he sees a ladder going up into the sky and clouds where the top of it can’t be seen. It didn’t seem like much of a climb, and being curious, he climbs…
Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man has a…
It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet up when you are done. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major…
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”…
Q. What do call a thousand pound lady with a condom in her pocket? A. A half ton with a box liner Q. What is a man’s idea of protected sex? A. A padded headboard. Q. What do you get…
The president of Chase Manhattan Bank, after being humiliated by an old woman, decides he should take a vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard about how fun Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He books two…
“Good Luck Mr. Gorsky” When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said “One small Step for man, one giant leap for man kind.” He followed it with several remarks, the usual com traffic between him,…
The Last Thing You Want To Hear From Your Newest Lover……. Don’t worry dear, everybody looks funny naked! You brought me to your room for that? Did I mention the video camera? (holding a banana) It’s just a little trick…