Counting
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack?…
Chalkboard fun
One day when the teacher walks into the classroom, she sees someone has written the word ‘PENIS’ (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scans the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubs the word off and…