Beer solves the problem again
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on…
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Deadly Prey
Three hunters are getting ready for a hunt, one is smart, one is “part smart, part dumb” (her words), and one is all dumb. The smart one goes out, and comes back with a deer. The other two hunters ask…
Nice swimming pool idinit?
The old fellow in southern Louisiana owned a nice acreage. There were lots of other big houses around the area, many of them nestled up against a small river that meandered through the area. Out back, close to the river,…
You win a safe driving award!
The Arizona highway patrolman stopped a car he was following for several miles. He checks over the driver and says, “I was following you for quite a distance. You signalled at every turn. Stopped for every sign and light. You…
We be cousins maybe?
Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. They were busy telling each other stories, drinking and talking, about their relatives and friends. There was dumb ol’ Billy Joe, and tough as nails Jack Bob, and that really good looking Jenny…
Can I try that dress?
The attractive lady was walking by a store when she saw a beautiful window display in the stylish clothing boutique. Going inside, she asks the manager “Can I try on that dress in the window?” Says the manager, “Sure thing.…
Hey what’s wrong with my dog?
The sad fellow carried his dog into the veterinarian. “Doc,” the fellow says, “my dog is really, really sick. Can you do something for him?” The doc takes a look at the dog. Pokes him a couple of times. Puts…
That bird just pooped on me!
The guy and his blonde date were sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice summer afternoon. Suddenly, the fellow feels something wet plop on his head. He reaches up and sure enough, there’s a pile of pigeon poop in…
I called my wife Minnie
A fellow goes to his doctor and says, “When I got up this morning, for some reason I put on a pair of white gloves and then I called my wife ‘Minnie.’ That isn’t her name. “Then, on the way…
Let me tell you how many cows you have
A farmer named Fred was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Ontario when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan®…
Little Johnny 1.0
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johnny’s…
Bumpkin
It’s a big gala party at an East Coast mansion. A woman from Texas and a woman from New York bump into each other. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York, “Hi! I’m from Texas. Where…