Chalkboard fun
One day when the teacher walks into the classroom, she sees someone has written the word ‘PENIS’ (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scans the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubs the word off and…
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My Lucky Frog
A man takes a day off from work and decides to go out golfing. He’s on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when…
Negotiating
The elderly man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He could not help staring at the lady, which, of course, the…
Make it a double
John and Bill were business partners. John was very interested in antiques and one day he came across a magic lamp which he bought. John rubbed the lamp and the Genie appeared and promised to grant him the customary three…
This is a Test People Joke
Donald Trump is campaigning in Washington State when he decides to take a trip north to Vancouver. As it happens, he goes through the border crossing where thousands of Canadians were heading south to shop. This really impresses him and…
Nature Compensates
The doctor was explaining to O’Malley how nature reacted when certain disabilities happen to people. “For example,” he said, “if a person goes blind, he will probably develop keener senses, like hearing, and touch. If he is stone deaf, he…
Blonde Parking
The blonde is getting a driving lesson. “Let’s try parallel parking at that empty spot up there,” says the instructor. The blonde works and turns, backs up, goes forward, backs up, goes forward, and finally says, “Whew, there!” The instructor…