Same ol’ lunchbox

Same ol’ lunchbox

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck are doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They are eating lunch and the Irishman says, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opens his lunch box and exclaims, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.” The redneck opens his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping too.” Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral The Irishman’s wife is weeping. She says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turns and stares at the redneck’s wife, waiting to see what she has to say. “Hey, don’t look at me” she says. “He makes his own lunch”

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