Knock knock! Who’s there? Police. Poli…
Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!
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What do you call a snail on a ship? A …
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
When can your car stop the quickest? W…
When can your car stop the quickest? When it's brakefast time.
Why are there so many Smiths in the ph…
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand…
What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar.
What do you call a horse that likes ar…
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.
A small grocery store had just install…
A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines, andeverybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to runthem. One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined toget the job. He went to the…
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits …
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?…
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the …
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... "Can you put me up for the night?"
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are gettin…
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,…
A man is driving through the countrysid…
A man is driving through the countryside when he sees a sign that reads "Pigs for sale, next left". Curiosity got the better of him and he turned into the farm.The farmer greets him at the gate and asks him…
two irish men walk into a bar you thog…
two irish men walk into a bar you thoght one of them would have seen it!