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A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a b…

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a tellernamed Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frogpulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry,…

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume…

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take…

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wanna go ride bikes!!!

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

What’s red and looks like a bucket? A …

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Two television sets got married. The …

Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful.

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

A pirate walks into a bar and the barte…

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

Part 1: One day a man with no arms sho…

Part 1: One day a man with no arms showed up at a monastery, asking if there was any work. The monk thought for a while and asked if he could ring the bell in the tower by running into…

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com 25 Top Rated Jokes ·

What’s worse than finding half a worm i…

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting hit by a truck.

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke ·

My dog has no nose. That’s terrible! …

My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful.

May 11, 2016 · by JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke ·

Woody Allen opens Cannes, as son resurrects sex abuse questions

The 69th Cannes Film Festival has opened amid stormy skies, heightened security and the premiere of a new Woody Allen film that prompted a letter from his son Ronan Farrow questioning the festival's and...

May 11, 2016 · by The Associated Press ·

Former Top Gear hosts name new Amazon show The Grand Tour

Top Gear's original trio announced Wednesday that their new show will be called The Grand Tour.

May 11, 2016 · by CBC News ·

Maestro Ricardo Muti to return to La Scala after nearly 12 years

Riccardo Muti is returning to La Scala next year for the first time since 2005, when he abruptly ended his 19-year tenure as musical director amid backstage turmoil.

May 11, 2016 · by The Associated Press ·